The eyesore on our front lawn

[Emil Syliatneng]

Well I haven't seen the stronhold so I can't make a decision about how
unsuited to us Dragons it is!  Give it another change.  Maybe you were
looking at it upside down?

Togashi Teriyaki
Hunter of Shadow * Studier of Kolat * Dueller of 3-8 Double chi people.

----- Original Message -----
From: Gareth Hanrahan <hanrahag at iol.ie>
To: <dragon at michonline.com>
Sent: Tuesday, March 14, 2000 6:50 AM
Subject: The eyesore on our front lawn


> Brethren,
>
> I bring news of a threat graver than any taint or Shadow.
>
> I know Hoshi-sama has been doing some redecorating. I know new
> Daimyos like to change the decor. We just smiled and nodded when
> Hitomi put up all the skulls and chains and stuff.
>
> But this is reeeediculous! I'm looking at the art for the Iron
> Mountain (Tetsu Hitoyama?) - specifically the giant snow sculpture or
> whatever that thing is. It looks like a cross between a squashed
> turtle and a train...possibly a turtle squashed by a train.
>
> It is very silly and not at all in keeping with the vaguely
> Transylvanian
> dark-brooding-castle-on-isolated-peak-with-lightning-and-thunder-ragi
> ng-above look we've had for 1000 years. And it probably messes up the
> Feng Shui or something. We need to get rid of the thing - now. I
> hereby propose the HDM - Homemakers Dragon Movement - with the avowed
> intent of getting rid of the eyesore and restoring the look of the
> High House.
>
> We are the Dragon. We may not be the strongest warriors or most
> skilled shugenja or influential courtiers, but we have always had the
> coolest looking stronghold. Tradition must be maintained.
>
> Death to the giant garden gnome!
>
> Kitsuki Hamesu
> who thought the skull on the road was a little bit blatant, but a lot
> better than the squashed turtle.
>
>