Top ten rejecterd flavor text for gold

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10. From "Call to Arms"
    "Hey! Two Arms! Two Arms! I've got Two Arms! Sweet!" - Akodo Cookie Chef, 
Formelry Ninja Cookie Chef

9. From "I Believed in you"
    "I believed in you, damnit! Damn You Santa Clause!" -Toku's daughter.

8. From "Imperial Edicts"
    "From now on Tsudao shall be known as that bitch who stole my Teddy when 
I was three." -Hantai Naseru

7. from "Blackened Claws"
    "Oh look at your nails. I'll get the file. I bet you meet the most 
interesting people." -A crane samurai to an oni

6. from "Chasing Osano-wo"
    "<pant> Wait up! <gasp> You dropped your... <Pant> ... Wallet" -A tired 
Sodan Senzo

5. From "Finding the Harmony"
    "No! No! NO! I said FOUR part Acapela Harmony! Not THREE part Harmony and 
some schmuck off key." from the Kakita music school

4. from "Kumo"
    "... and along came a spider and sat down beside her and frightened Lady 
Kitsune away." A crane Nursery Rhyme.

3. from "Secrets on the Wind"
    "Jiro, I need to reveal a secret to you." Yes my beutiful wife." "I'm 
really a man."
"F*@%&+$ Cranes!"

2. from "Defend Your Honor"
    "I'm Rubber and your Glue. What you say about me Bounces off me and 
sticks to you." -Isawa Otaku

And this Flavor Text was so bad it got the card removed from the environment
1. from "the 12th Black Scroll"
    "and Lady Hitomi raised the Black Scroll on high, saying 'O Togashi, 
bless this thy Black Scroll, that with it, thou mayest blow thine enemies to 
tiny bits, in thy mercy'. And the Kami did grin, and the people did feast 
upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and 
breakfast cereals, and fruit bats. " -'High Ikoma Histories of the second day 
of thunder' chapter two. verses 9-21