A few suggestions for Bush
Bush, our illustrious president for another 4 years, needs to rethink his positions on science, preemptive war, apologize for the mistakes made in Iraq, truly support the troops by ensuring that everyone, including the poor fucks known as the National Guard, have adequate body armor, armored vehicles and training.
He needs to apologize for Abu Ghraib and actually hold the people that should have been dealing with those matters responsible, not the enlisted men that were there, poorly trained and horribly understaffed (by a factor of 20, IIRC)
He needs to fire his energy secretary (the department that suppressed dissenting views on the applicability of certain items to nuclear technology in Iraq), fire his Attorney General and fire his Secretary of Defense (the department that didn’t bother to plan out the aftermath of the war it was about to run)
He should reread the Constitution and the Federalist Papers to get an idea of what freedom is supposed to be all about, because he seems to have forgotten. He should pay special attention to the 1st ammendment, the 4th ammendment and the 5th.
If he wants to be truly remarkable, he should consider returning to the historical Republican values of limited government and supporting states’ rights.